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Dispatches from the Summit & Updates from the Valley

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Cable #6010November 24, 2025

Utah's Sparkling Exhaustion

A glittery branding parade that masquerades pomp for the hoi polloi, yet offers little beyond a redesigned wordmark.

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Cable #8730November 24, 2025

Excess at Sundance

Sundance's glittery gala is less a celebration of cinema and more a runway for elites.

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Cable #8835November 24, 2025

Main Street Meltdown

Even without snow, the holiday crowds turn Park City into a synchronized glittering marathon that drains any sense of exclusivity.

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Cable #9886November 24, 2025

Velvet Casuals

The parade of donors turns a simple holiday meal into a glittering yet exhausting showcase of status.

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Cable #6891November 24, 2025

Velvet Graveyard Quit

A winter hush for glittering heads and hushed prayers at the Park City Cemetery.

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Cable #1126November 24, 2025

Winter Orchestrated Exhaustion

In a season saturated with lucre and lanterns, the glint of the crowd outweighs curiosity.

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Cable #1657November 24, 2025

Velvet Roast at Olympia

A lukewarm toast to the Olympic torch, drenched in ceremonial pomp but mostly a spectacle of idle elites.

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Cable #8896November 24, 2025

Velvet Shutdown

A lukewarm plateau, where the glitter of the west meets the stealthy hush of a closing venue.

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Cable #9024November 24, 2025

Glamour Gasped, Grind

Sundance’s glitter-flooded gates offer access to exclusive backstage awesomeness, while traffic jams become the new pretentious itinerary.

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Cable #3787November 21, 2025

Recount Riddle Tightens

A ninety‑minute recount on November 25 is a bureaucratic ballet that will float 7,005 ballots through a maze of paperwork and opinionated clerks.

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Cable #5600November 21, 2025

4‑Acre Parcel Gamble

A 4‑acre relocation offers Recycle Utah a chance to stretch its footprint, but at a cost that may outstrip its wind‑blown revenue.

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Cable #3646November 21, 2025

Peaks Reflect Silently

The slopes remain pristine on the Carpenter, Silver Lake, and Empire lifts, untouched by the uninvited sideways sliders.

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